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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 01/17/2002 : 3:01:36 PM
Hmmm.
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau |
| 16 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 01/19/2002 : 1:49:56 PM
Hehe Isaac your line reminds me of another funny pickup line...
"My penis is two inches......................from the floor."
-J
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 5:39:49 PM
Rape YOU? With a unit that large I figured you'd be the one doing the raping.
"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."
"Why would you even shake a man's hand if you're not going to help him stand." |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 4:32:44 PM
"Huh-Huh ... boi-oing."
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| Isaac |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 2:58:58 PM
What?! Men don't go gaga over babies like women do. I guess maybe the occaisional dude does, and maybe the occaisional missle twister goes gaga for my phallus, ah well I don't mind the occaisional gay man lusting after my giant dong, just so long as he doesn't start making passes, or rape me or anything.
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Isaac |
| Saint Jude |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 2:21:37 PM
quote:
I wouldn't brag... she said it was the worst 2 minutes of her life and that you have a penis like an infant... and when a 51 year old woman says "I could barely tell he was there... I think I'd have been better off fucking a pre-pubescent 11 year old" it might be time to keep the "I fucked your mom" comments to yourself.
-J
I still have yet to recieve my pants.
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 2:03:07 PM
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I have a penis like an infant, its about 8 pounds 2 ounces, 20 inches or so, its extremely soft and a nice pink color (well maybe more purple) and women sure like to hold and kiss it.
Yeah, but under that same analogy ... so do men.
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| Isaac |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 1:58:25 PM
I have a penis like an infant, its about 8 pounds 2 ounces, 20 inches or so, its extremely soft and a nice pink color (well maybe more purple) and women sure like to hold and kiss it.
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Isaac |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 1:25:05 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhh, HAHAHAHahhahahAHhAhAHhAHhHAHhAHhah!
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| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 11:48:19 AM
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O yeah, thats where they are. Tell you mother im sorry that i acted the way i did. and that i ment no harm to her. i hope she can sit down with out much pain in the near futer.
Signed, Saint Jude.
I wouldn't brag... she said it was the worst 2 minutes of her life and that you have a penis like an infant... and when a 51 year old woman says "I could barely tell he was there... I think I'd have been better off fucking a pre-pubescent 11 year old" it might be time to keep the "I fucked your mom" comments to yourself.
-J
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| Isaac |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 09:42:22 AM
"Leather pants? Good God man! Why would any grown man wear leather pants unless you're a gay Latin pop singer?! I'm sorry but that is just beyond my comprehension."
HAHAHAHAHA!
I have a pair of Vinyl pants, but they're not vinyl on the inside so they're FAIRLY comfortable. I'm a big pant, jnco werein' sonuva tho so I find anything that tapers off uncomfortable. Jnco needs to make some vinyl pants... that'd rock ass!
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Isaac |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 09:20:26 AM
quote:
O yeah, thats where they are. Tell you mother im sorry that i acted the way i did. and that i ment no harm to her. i hope she can sit down with out much pain in the near futer.
Signed, Saint Jude.
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww .... did you get any on ya?
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| pcbTIM |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 04:37:28 AM
Leather pants? Good God man! Why would any grown man wear leather pants unless you're a gay Latin pop singer?! I'm sorry but that is just beyond my comprehension.
"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left."
"Why would you even shake a man's hand if you're not going to help him stand." |
| KevinLesko |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 03:53:32 AM
Anyone have leather pants? Those things are rough on the croth man!!! I rarely ever wear them but when I do uhhhhhhh.. well it isnt always comfotable when sitting down.
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| Saint Jude |
Posted - 01/18/2002 : 12:17:41 AM
O yeah, thats where they are. Tell you mother im sorry that i acted the way i did. and that i ment no harm to her. i hope she can sit down with out much pain in the near futer.
Signed, Saint Jude.
Patriotism is a maggot in their heads. - Henry D. Thoreau |
| Black Lotus |
Posted - 01/17/2002 : 10:17:12 PM
I am not even going to ask ...
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| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 01/17/2002 : 3:11:02 PM
You left them on the floor at my place... I'll get those right back.
-J
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