| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Jay |
Posted - 10/27/2003 : 7:32:08 PM
Here it is. Read whatchya want to read.
As I sit, home alone, fingers tapping on the keyboard, I'm watching. I'm watching for my neighbor. I called his "I really hope she'll break down and give me another blowjob" woman a slut. I think he's gonna egg my house.
This brings up a good point. There's a fine line between angry and fuckin' pissed off. Actually, it's more like the Amazon. Some people just can't take the truth. And this is, of course, a problem. A slut is a slut. It's a harsh word, but if you saw an actual asshole walking down the street, you'd say, "Hey! It's an asshole!"
There's something about pseudo-ism that just isn't right. I've touched on that. As I whirl down this toilet drain we call life, I can't help but notice the pseudo-ism. It's a belief, pseudo-ism. It's the belief that, simply by imitating someone, the pseudo-ist's life will suddenly explode into a giant Christmas gift, and, dispite the fact that the human in examination is living a lie, his or hers life will turn out "Great in the End!" And sadly friends, this is encouraged. Shit, I remember in 8th grade health class, reading a chapter which states, "To maintain a healthy personal image, go with the group and follow popular culture." Now, that isn't exactly pseudo-ism, but it's pretty damn close. I also can recollect a certain D.A.R.E class...Telling us that part of what makes us a "Good Person" is how other people see us on the outside...Now...WHAT...THE..FARK? Haven't they just told us NOT to be concerned with how people look? See, here's the breeding ground for fakes and assholes and lying sonsabitches. It's so contradictory.
How many of you fine folks have ever used the shit you learned in advanced algebra classes? "Wow, I bet you that large, ablong triangle over there has an overall area of 3.9!" or, "Hold on Ralph, just let me graph this equation here and I think I'll be able to tell you when that golf ball will be at approximately 50 feet in the air..." How many of you have been reading a letter you just wrote, and thought "I'll be damned...I could really use a appositive pronoun adjective clause here...come to think of it, I could really interject an extended metaphor in these last few lines here relating my monetary problems to a shoe..." Or, "Actually, Smitty, that is an alloy composed of Cadmium and Gold, produce by a cold fusion reaction after a solution of Bromine and NADP+ had been applied." If you actually have, that's good. But for 90% of us, the shit we learn serves the function of pissing us the hell off. Yeah, it teaches us "problem solving," and evidently [/sarcasm/] they're doing a good job.[/sarcasm] Why, if we pride ourselves on being educating, are we the most violent country on Earth? Why does the world see us as narrow-minded, thoughtless, selfish dickheads with nothing but material wants? It all comes down to how we were raised in society. We learn how to be profesional writers, scientists, engineers, acountants.........Not people. We aren't educated on the most fundamental rules of mankind. Kindness, love, affection...Caring for each other and for the planet we share with 5 billion others. We are taught that, if line AB=15, then, by rule of Pythagoreumdickless's Theory we can thereofore deduce the ratio of lines AD to GW. We are taught to call our neighbor's crushes sluts. And there's nothing we can do. We're all screwed. And many, many years from now, a kid will be in a situation were he can either kill another human being, or take a little pain and, perhaps, reform his oppressor. He'll kill him, because 13 years of public education has taught him to take the easy way out. And 18 years of watching his president wage war on other nations have taught him to take the easy way out, to avoid his own small sacrifice for the good of his oppressor. For the good of his oppresor's family, and maybe even his children. It's brainwashing in the third degree. It's the barrel of oil, for which people had to die for, tipped over and dumping it's crude wretchidness into the collective mouth of so many young, impressionable people...It's a load of shit, 's what it is.
I don't want a pickle
I just wanna ride on my motorsickle
I don't want a tickle
I'd just rather ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want to die
I just wanna ride on my motorcy...cle... |
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| thomasode |
Posted - 10/28/2003 : 7:53:43 PM
HAHA ya man. you burned that for me. I love that song(story?) |
| dan p. |
Posted - 10/27/2003 : 10:17:56 PM
i'm not one for folk music, but i fucking love arlo guthery. |
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