| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| KevinLesko |
Posted - 12/07/2003 : 12:44:39 PM
yeah, so I'm done with finals on wednesday, and have a whole month off from school... my birthday is sunday... work is going great... and all of a sudden my girlfriend of a year says she doesn't love me anymore... |
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| dan p. |
Posted - 12/12/2003 : 10:47:29 PM
yeah but the tension from the stretched skin is easier to penetrate, if you neck is leaning foward, there's more flesh to cleave. |
| Arthen |
Posted - 12/12/2003 : 2:46:34 PM
"Now you know, and knowing's half the battle." |
| pants_happy |
Posted - 12/12/2003 : 12:14:24 PM
i learned from an episode of "Cops" that the correct way to slit something's throat is by tilting the head down, towards the chest. otherwise, when the head is pulled back, so are all of the important veins and arteries.
whoever said tv doesn't teach you anything was an idiot.
~The More You Know~ |
| dan p. |
Posted - 12/11/2003 : 4:30:50 PM
make sure your puppies are happy and proud, keeping their chins up.
it's easier to slit their throats that way. |
| Erich |
Posted - 12/11/2003 : 11:45:05 AM
I head realized afterwards that my joke would be marred by the infamous killing of kittens, but i accepted it nonetheless! |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 12/11/2003 : 09:56:20 AM
Erich, I'm not familiar with the benefits of killing puppies. Are you sure it's not the killing of kittens that you're thinking of? I mean... killing kittens helps me concentrate, relieve tension, vent frustration... and it puts me right to sleep if I do it before bed! I could easily see drowning your sorrows in a good kitten killing session or two. |
| Erich |
Posted - 12/11/2003 : 03:44:05 AM
You know, Ive been there, and it's been the cause of much soul searching. Ive searched very deep, and after much pain, I realized that theres only one thing that can help the hurt. One thing that can aleviate the pain of something youre so attached to breaking away.
The thoughtless killing of puppies.
It starts with just one, but you only start to feel its effects after the first dozen. |
| krystal |
Posted - 12/08/2003 : 2:39:31 PM
Kevin, I'm so sorry to hear that, us girls can really be jerks sometimes. It's her loss! :) |
| GRock |
Posted - 12/08/2003 : 2:07:29 PM
quote:
Originally posted by dan p.
that sucks, dude. better than that "it's not that i don't love you anymore. it would be much more accurate to say i never loved you in the place."
oh man, i thought my ex was the only person cold enough to use that one. it still stings. i mean you spend 2 1/2 years together and find out that she "never loved you" and all along it was a sham. it's just such a betrayal... oy.
I'm really sorry to hear about this, Kevin.
But just be glad to have had love and lost. dan p and i are telling you, it could be worse... |
| KevinLesko |
Posted - 12/08/2003 : 12:50:30 AM
thanks guys, today has been very hard for me... but you have all made it just that much easier to deal with. |
| Miss Sorrel |
Posted - 12/07/2003 : 8:39:00 PM
 
You've got 24 days to find another girl to kiss on New Years! And I am sorry to hear that... girls can suck.... Not the ones that you kiss on New years though... |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 12/07/2003 : 6:41:19 PM
Sorry to hear... hope it doesn't ruin your holidays. |
| dan p. |
Posted - 12/07/2003 : 4:31:53 PM
that sucks, dude. better than that "it's not that i don't love you anymore. it would be much more accurate to say i never loved you in the place." |
| Muskrat |
Posted - 12/07/2003 : 4:27:51 PM
Sorry man |
| Arthen |
Posted - 12/07/2003 : 3:40:23 PM
Oh my gosh. I'm very sorry to hear that...
I hope everything goes okay man. |
