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Jay
Alien Abductee

Vatican City
2279 Posts

Posted - 09/04/2003 :  3:29:40 PM  Show Profile  Send Jay an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Okay. We all take turns insulting each other...Remember, DON'T TAKE ANY OFFENSE TO ANYTHING! IT IS A JOKE!


Your god is ugly.

"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..."

Saint Jude
Alien Abductee

USA
2144 Posts

Posted - 09/04/2003 :  3:34:25 PM  Show Profile  Send Saint Jude an AOL message  Reply with Quote
jay.... lay off the weed..
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hippie

Remember, turn off your tv. Read.
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prsmartin
Yak Addict

USA
547 Posts

Posted - 09/04/2003 :  3:34:52 PM  Show Profile  Visit prsmartin's Homepage  Send prsmartin an AOL message  Reply with Quote
You're a gutter slut!!!

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PJK
Alien Abductee

USA
4159 Posts

Posted - 09/04/2003 :  3:36:45 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What brought this on Jay? Did someone insult you today?????

You have to be real careful with insults. I insulted someone not too long ago, I was only kidding, but the person took me seriously and now there's no more friendship! Apparently saying your sorry, even multiple times dosen't make up for what was said.

I hope I learned my lesson.

"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche
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prsmartin
Yak Addict

USA
547 Posts

Posted - 09/04/2003 :  3:39:09 PM  Show Profile  Visit prsmartin's Homepage  Send prsmartin an AOL message  Reply with Quote
As long as no one takes to offense to anything then I say let the insults fly. If everyone takes it lihgtheartedly then I can say things like:

Saint Jude is a fairy queen!!! LOL

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Jay
Alien Abductee

Vatican City
2279 Posts

Posted - 09/04/2003 :  4:06:01 PM  Show Profile  Send Jay an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Yeah, I was careful to say that no one should take any offense...I know a lot of people that get pissed when you insult them, even if you are just joking...But if anyone gets offended with this, just shrug it off cause we mean no harm.

Chick: "So PRSMARTIN, Do you have beef?"
PRSMARTIN: "No, I have rice."

"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..."
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Arthen
Alien Abductee

USA
4845 Posts

Posted - 09/04/2003 :  4:34:50 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah prsmartin, we'll all take it lihgtheartedly. Whatever that means. I see someone didn't win the spelling bee in elementary school!

Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee

USA
2144 Posts

Posted - 09/04/2003 :  5:11:18 PM  Show Profile  Send Saint Jude an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Saint Jude is a fairy queen!!!


its true its true... ahhhhh..

/me runs away crying.


... cant think of anything whitty to insult back with.

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prsmartin
Yak Addict

USA
547 Posts

Posted - 09/04/2003 :  5:24:41 PM  Show Profile  Visit prsmartin's Homepage  Send prsmartin an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Arthen: don't you have a nancies board to attend to??? ZING!!!

Ok, ok, that was extremely poor taste. But it sure was funny!

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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee

3712 Posts

Posted - 09/04/2003 :  6:56:34 PM  Show Profile  Send KevinLesko an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of old elderberry.

god
Kevin
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prsmartin
Yak Addict

USA
547 Posts

Posted - 09/04/2003 :  7:45:35 PM  Show Profile  Visit prsmartin's Homepage  Send prsmartin an AOL message  Reply with Quote
You look like an ass-nugget (no one in particular)

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Arthen
Alien Abductee

USA
4845 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2003 :  01:50:57 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Your mom frequents the Nancies boards.

Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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Erich
Fluffy-Esque

USA
1427 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2003 :  03:21:23 AM  Show Profile  Send Erich an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Every time you wake up, Jesus crys.

... which is impressive for a decomposed body with no tear ducts.

~pw'oikr
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Arthen
Alien Abductee

USA
4845 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2003 :  04:22:12 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Lol. Erich that reminds me of that one "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey.

(paraphrasing!)

"My nephew asked me what causes the sky to rain. I told him it's God crying, probably because of something he did."

Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict

593 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2003 :  2:58:35 PM  Show Profile  Send Miss Sorrel an AOL message  Reply with Quote
I SUCK!!

I know that this is supposed to be insults thrown at other people... which is a real dumb idea as it is... I mean, whose bright idea was this??? Oh... Jay's... go figure... ()... But why do I suck?? Because I am a pushover... and was just pretty much told by my boss that I am going to have to instruct a class at 6 IN THE MORNING AGAIN... ugh......
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prsmartin
Yak Addict

USA
547 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2003 :  11:24:54 PM  Show Profile  Visit prsmartin's Homepage  Send prsmartin an AOL message  Reply with Quote
quote:
But why do I suck?? Because I am a pushover...


No, you BLOW!!! Get it right!!!

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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict

593 Posts

Posted - 09/06/2003 :  5:33:29 PM  Show Profile  Send Miss Sorrel an AOL message  Reply with Quote
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!

*crouches and holds stomach on account of the blow*.... HA! no pun intended!
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Jay
Alien Abductee

Vatican City
2279 Posts

Posted - 09/06/2003 :  10:04:43 PM  Show Profile  Send Jay an AOL message  Reply with Quote
prsmartin has no genitalia. He has breast, that I'm sure of, but no genitalia.

"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..."
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prsmartin
Yak Addict

USA
547 Posts

Posted - 09/06/2003 :  11:42:51 PM  Show Profile  Visit prsmartin's Homepage  Send prsmartin an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Yes, I have a uni-boob (cyclops-boob if you will)!!!

And for the record, I have double the genitalia. Double the pleasure, double the fun. Hemaphrodites rock!!!

I heard EnthuTIMsiast is one... (I haven't heard from him in a while, so I had to drag him into this)

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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee

USA
2342 Posts

Posted - 09/07/2003 :  03:15:43 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Your mammas so fat, after having sex with her...I rolled over twice, and I was still on the bitch.

'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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Jay
Alien Abductee

Vatican City
2279 Posts

Posted - 09/07/2003 :  10:20:15 AM  Show Profile  Send Jay an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Just a side note...I tend to stray away from Yo Mamma jokes because one time I told one to a kid who's mom had died...Oops!I felt horrible...turns out he didn't really care because his mom used to beat him...whoa, too much information.

Asshole. Plain and simple. You are the hole of the Ass.

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Arthen
Alien Abductee

USA
4845 Posts

Posted - 09/07/2003 :  12:41:07 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You composed "The 100 Greatest Guitarists" list for Rolling Stone.

Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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prsmartin
Yak Addict

USA
547 Posts

Posted - 09/07/2003 :  10:15:41 PM  Show Profile  Visit prsmartin's Homepage  Send prsmartin an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Well, Jay, you are the WHOLE ASS!!!

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dan p.
Alien Abductee

Uganda
3776 Posts

Posted - 09/07/2003 :  11:42:43 PM  Show Profile  Send dan p. an AOL message  Reply with Quote
eat shit and explode.

death to false metal.
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{=HTG=}
Alien Abductee

USA
2342 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2003 :  07:28:56 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
You composed "The 100 Greatest Guitarists" list for Rolling Stone.


That one made me laugh out loud, lol.

'HTG, are you a cute girl?'
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Black Lotus
Fluffy-Esque

Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
1043 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2003 :  12:22:45 PM  Show Profile  Visit Black Lotus's Homepage  Send Black Lotus an AOL message  Reply with Quote
Sod off .. all of you !



Music is dead
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