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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
 Posted - 11/13/2003 : 01:16:18 AM
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havent had a thread like this in a while. guess the previous quote correctly and ask a new one.
to start it off.
"the dogs name was Indy" |
Remember, turn off your tv. Read. |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 02:00:08 AM
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Indiana Jones and the last crusade
"Shop Smart, shop S-mart" |
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Bustoff
Chatterbox
145 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 02:45:15 AM
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Army of Darkness.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling, there are rules!" |
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Uncle Meat
Try A Little Harder
56 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 02:45:57 AM
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The Big Lebowski
"If you'd just been lowered down here on TV by a wire connected to a brown leather harness, forced by a crazy person to insert a mysterious, imported lamp into the reproductive-rep-rep-rep into-into the rep-rep-reproductive orifice of a lady harpist and you were a dwarf... would you do it?" |
"Have you ever tried saying: 'Mike and Frank?'" |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 3:01:32 PM
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I'm going to take a WILD GUESS and go with something that... um Frank Zappa was involved in... yeah, 200 motels.
ok, this one may be hard...
"boys have a penis, girls have a vigina" |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 3:47:39 PM
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That little kid from Kindergarten Cop!
Mine's a little longer...
Person 1: "I like your nurses uniform guy."
Person 2: "These are O.R. Scrubs."
Person 1: "Oh ARE they?" |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 4:15:32 PM
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LOL!!! That's from Rushmore, I love that Movie, you should get this one then...
"Did you just call me Coltrane?" |
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Uncle Meat
Try A Little Harder
56 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 4:34:15 PM
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The Royal Tenenbaums
Here is something less obscure:
"I've never seen that. Ive never seen anybody drive their garbage to the curb and then bang the hell out of it with a stick, Ive never seen that"
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"Have you ever tried saying: 'Mike and Frank?'" |
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Bustoff
Chatterbox
145 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 9:10:24 PM
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The 'Burbs.
"Asps. Very dangerous....you go first!" |
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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 11:37:36 PM
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Raiders of the Lost Ark
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 01:54:12 AM
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The Usual Suspects.
"You gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?" |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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Uncle Meat
Try A Little Harder
56 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 02:51:34 AM
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Reservoir Dogs
"Hello, Cutie Pie!" |
"Have you ever tried saying: 'Mike and Frank?'" |
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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 07:57:19 AM
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Good Lord.... Running Man??
"I'm my own best friend" (a real stumper I know) |
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rubylith
Fluffy-Esque
1916 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 09:13:00 AM
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Fight Club...
Boss: "Is that your blood?"
Narrator: "Some of it, yeah."
and of course...
Narrator: "A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The
rear differential locks up. The car crashes
and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now:
should we initiate a recall? Take the number
of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the
probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the
average out-of-court settlement, C. A times
B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost
of a recall, we don't do one."
Business woman on plane: "Are there a lot of
these kinds of accidents?"
Narrator: "You wouldn't believe."
Business woman on plane: "Which car company do
you work for?"
Narrator: "A major one."
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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 09:30:47 AM
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Actually, what I was going for in mine was Spaceballs
and yours is Fight Club, without a doubt.... oh, I think I see what's happened here (psst, rubylith, what you do is guess what movie the last line came from... then you put one on for us to guess  ) |
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jsoldo
Administrator
USA
286 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 09:37:58 AM
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| "Can I be Frank?" |
Peace On Earth
Jon 
"Behold, the power of cheese"  |
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LoveToday
Chatterbox
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 09:58:49 AM
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...mmmmm Naked Gun?
"Ramirez was an infinite snob, he died on his knees. I took his head and had his woman before his blood was cold." |
I childproof my home... and they still get in! |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 1:40:20 PM
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| I think Jon's was from Wayne's World 2? When the woman says "Can I be frank?" And Garth says: "Can I still be Garth?" |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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Uncle Meat
Try A Little Harder
56 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 2:43:07 PM
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| Yeah, Jon's is kinda vague because the whole "Can I be Frank?" line is pretty old and used a LOT. |
"Have you ever tried saying: 'Mike and Frank?'" |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 3:33:26 PM
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I can't figure oot if Meat's is a quote, so I'll just put one up here...
"I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company..."
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"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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jsoldo
Administrator
USA
286 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 4:51:53 PM
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Carl Spackler: "Can I be Frank?"
Ty Webb: "Ty...." |
Peace On Earth
Jon
"Behold, the power of cheese" |
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DMBFanSJ
Try A Little Harder
78 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 8:44:13 PM
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UHF?
"I'm not gonna hold back on you this time. I'm gonna pretend you're a man....a very beautiful man...with a perfect body...who I'd like to take to the movies.  " |
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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2003 : 9:21:02 PM
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Rush Hour 2
"This is the pulse. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?" |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 08:26:58 AM
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Jay and Bob Strike back... (I think)
Guy: Hi, I hope you don't mind. I got up a little early so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Took a little while to get her warmed up. She sure is a stubborn one"
Amish guy: We don't have a cow. We have a bull"
Guy: I'll brush my teeth |
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jsoldo
Administrator
USA
286 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 09:11:09 AM
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| Mine was Caddyshack (which is actually the best movie ever) and the one above is Kingpin. What do I win? |
Peace On Earth
Jon
"Behold, the power of cheese" |
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Katchoo
Try A Little Harder
USA
65 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 11:31:05 AM
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Kingpin
"Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night." |
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Uncle Meat
Try A Little Harder
56 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 12:42:41 PM
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Margo Channing in All About Eve
Here's an easy one for ya's:
"Hold on to your butts." |
"Have you ever tried saying: 'Mike and Frank?'" |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 12:59:37 PM
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Samuel L. Jackson from Jurassic Park.
"Sean, you and I are the same height. That is neat." |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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Bustoff
Chatterbox
145 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 1:18:03 PM
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Orange County.
"Someone's gotta go back and get a shitload o' dimes!" |
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therippa
Fluffy-Esque
Kazakhstan
1099 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 2:29:24 PM
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Blazing Saddles
"Fingercuffs" |
Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque an Alien Abductee! |
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ucfmeg
Is Anybody Here?
USA
30 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 2:39:37 PM
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chasing amy
"i feel like i'm taking crazy pills' |
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jsoldo
Administrator
USA
286 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 2:52:30 PM
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Zoolander
"Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac." |
Peace On Earth
Jon
"Behold, the power of cheese" |
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Bustoff
Chatterbox
145 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 3:29:51 PM
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The Cable Guy.
"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."
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Uncle Meat
Try A Little Harder
56 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 3:32:56 PM
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Lock Stock and Two Smokin' Barrels
How about:
[Person 1]: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
[Person 2]: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
[Person 1]: No... I... |
"Have you ever tried saying: 'Mike and Frank?'" |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 4:05:16 PM
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Happy Gilmore
"I'd kiss you if I didn't have puke breath" |
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Uncle Meat
Try A Little Harder
56 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 9:46:30 PM
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Strange Brew
"There's no crying in baseball!" |
"Have you ever tried saying: 'Mike and Frank?'" |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 11:18:19 PM
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Tom Hanks, in a League of Their Own.
A little more obscure...
"If you want to smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass. Just don't lie about it. I'm going to tell you something I've never told anyone. I can suck my own dick. And I do it...a lot." |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 03:50:08 AM
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Wet Hot American Summer
"This is a show dog, it has papers, you can't just board it." |
Robots are the enemy? Hmm... |
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Katchoo
Try A Little Harder
USA
65 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 10:52:14 AM
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Best in Show
My toe! He shot my pinky toe! |
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Uncle Meat
Try A Little Harder
56 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 11:50:51 AM
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Actually, I think FleaBass76's is from The Big Lebowski where Walter takes his ex's dog with him to the bowling alley...
(The above sentence is not a quote from a movie.)
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"Have you ever tried saying: 'Mike and Frank?'" |
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Katchoo
Try A Little Harder
USA
65 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 1:02:34 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uncle Meat
Actually, I think FleaBass76's is from The Big Lebowski where Walter takes his ex's dog with him to the bowling alley...
(The above sentence is not a quote from a movie.)
Ohhh...might be. Since someone had already used The Big Lebowski, I figured it was something else. I thought it was when the Seattle couple was trying to get their dog on the plane in Best in Show. But I don't have the movie memorized, so I could be very wrong.
Oh well.
Next?
K.
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Uncle Meat
Try A Little Harder
56 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2003 : 1:07:30 PM
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Well, saw "Next" and no one posted the next quote...
So, I'll take some initiative.
Here's a biggie, but the length might help ya remember who said this:
"I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it." |
"Have you ever tried saying: 'Mike and Frank?'" |
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Fleabass76
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2003 : 2:04:53 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uncle Meat
Actually, I think FleaBass76's is from The Big Lebowski where Walter takes his ex's dog with him to the bowling alley...
(The above sentence is not a quote from a movie.)
Ding Ding Ding
(that's not a quote either, just qualifying.)
((that's not a quote either, just explaining that it's not a quote))
(((neither is that, just explaining that the explanation wasn't a quote)))
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Robots are the enemy? Hmm... |
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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2003 : 2:15:01 PM
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| "The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!" |
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therippa
Fluffy-Esque
Kazakhstan
1099 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2003 : 3:19:50 PM
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Snatch
"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life." |
Aspiring to Be Fluffy-Esque an Alien Abductee! |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2003 : 3:31:14 PM
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Goonies! ...I think.
"Person one: I'll do you for that
Person two: You'll what?
Person one: Come here.
Person two: What are you gonna do bleed on me?
Person one: I'm invincible.
Person two: You're a loony." |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2003 : 4:37:44 PM
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Monty Python and the holy grail I think.
"Down kitty, Down Kitty. Take off your clothes" |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 1:25:27 PM
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No ones gotten mine yet so I'll answer it myself. It was Aladdin.
"It's not a tumor!" |
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Uncle Meat
Try A Little Harder
56 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 2:09:32 PM
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Kindergarten Cop
On a related note (from a completely different movie):
"If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla." |
"Have you ever tried saying: 'Mike and Frank?'" |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 2:09:59 PM
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Kindegarten Cop? Some movie with Arnold "The Governator".
"It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker." |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 2:11:21 PM
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| Whoa! You beat me by 27 seconds Uncle Meat! I don't know your quote! |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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Miss Sorrel
Yak Addict
593 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 2:45:40 PM
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Pulp Fiction... and Uncle Meat... I'm taking a stab... Fight Club?
"When somebody asks you if you are a god.. you say YES!!" |
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Uncle Meat
Try A Little Harder
56 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 4:59:53 PM
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I'm quick on the draw I guess, Arthen.
And yes, Miss. Fight Club it be. |
"Have you ever tried saying: 'Mike and Frank?'" |
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Katchoo
Try A Little Harder
USA
65 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 5:02:03 PM
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Dogma?
"My toe! He shot my pinky toe!"
(this is a repost, no one guessed it earlier. my post got kind of caught up in corrections.) <-- that is not a quote. |
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Uncle Meat
Try A Little Harder
56 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 5:51:56 PM
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Nope, its from Ghostbusters.
Nice try though.
But let's continue with yours.
You know, the pinky toe one.
Otherwise I'd just submit: "It's Milla time!" |
"Have you ever tried saying: 'Mike and Frank?'" |
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Katchoo
Try A Little Harder
USA
65 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2003 : 2:51:27 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uncle Meat
Nope, its from Ghostbusters.
oh yeah!!! Ghostbusters!
Good one!
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Uncle Meat
Try A Little Harder
56 Posts |
Posted - 11/25/2003 : 2:33:34 PM
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Ok, NEXT.
Paraphrased 'quote':
"I left my kid in a funeral parlor.
She was ok... after six or seven weeks." |
"Have you ever tried saying: 'Mike and Frank?'" |
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Bustoff
Chatterbox
145 Posts |
Posted - 11/27/2003 : 11:22:48 PM
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Home Alone.
"Save the neck for me, Clark!" |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2003 : 12:27:21 AM
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Christmas Vacation.
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out." |
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JoeGamo05
Chatterbox
279 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2003 : 1:08:49 PM
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come on halfbaked ;)
"we have cows now."
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