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SandyCarl
Try A Little Harder
81 Posts |
 Posted - 05/13/2004 : 08:32:26 AM
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Sandy Carl is here. Cower before me.
Or just say hi.
Your choice. |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 11:49:56 AM
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| Are you anything like a "hot carl"? |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 1:03:14 PM
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| Whoa! Howdy! Welcome to the board. I've heard many things, Sandy. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
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SandyCarl
Try A Little Harder
81 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 1:34:57 PM
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Originally posted by KevinLesko
Are you anything like a "hot carl"?
Hot carl carlson? |
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SandyCarl
Try A Little Harder
81 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 1:36:02 PM
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Originally posted by KevinLesko
Are you anything like a "hot carl"?
Or Hot Carl
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 2:13:37 PM
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i believe a hot carl is some kind of perverted sexual thing. the less said, the better.
"cower before me." i like your style. |
death to false metal. |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 2:21:14 PM
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i believe a hot carl is some kind of perverted sexual thing
this is where Dan is correct
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the less said, the better.
This is where Dan couldn't be more WRONG!!!
You see a Hot Carl by definition is: When the reciever of anal sex immediatly returns the favor with oral sex. In affect, slobbing their own asshole.
or it could also mean: Defecating on a partner prior to, during, or immediately after intercourse. |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 2:24:29 PM
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or it could also mean: Defecating on a partner prior to, during, or immediately after intercourse
thats a cleveland steemer
and welcome carl. |
Remember, turn off your tv. Read. |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 2:41:30 PM
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| Anyone want to guess what a "Rusty Hook" is? |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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Saint Jude
Alien Abductee
USA
2144 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 3:59:36 PM
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hmm, i could take a guess.
but, yea, its nasty if it is what im thinking of.
All i know is that "Donkey Punch" is a funny phrase.
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Remember, turn off your tv. Read. |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 4:31:46 PM
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OH THE THINGS I LEARN FROM THIS BOARD!
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Anyone want to guess what a "Rusty Hook" is?
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hmm, i could take a guess.
but, yea, its nasty if it is what im thinking of.
All i know is that "Donkey Punch" is a funny phrase.
Come on Saint Jude, do tell!
BTW Welcome to the board SandyCarl, this is the most interesting thread I have read in a long time! LOL |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 4:52:37 PM
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| I'll wait a few hours, but if no one else gives a description of a "Rusty Hook" I'll post one. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 5:15:26 PM
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| I've never heard of a rusty hook before, but I bet it's not half as bad as a hudini fakey! |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 5:21:18 PM
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| All great terms... but none top the "Gorilla Mask." |
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SandyCarl
Try A Little Harder
81 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 6:11:37 PM
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Where the hell is my JAY!!
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 6:25:48 PM
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| What? This is all together too creepy. Hi Carl, I thought I killed you with that chair. Hmm... |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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Dickey500
Chatterbox
USA
144 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 7:36:37 PM
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| Is the "rusty hook" similar to the "rusty trombone"? |
"All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out." - Mark Twain |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 8:38:09 PM
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Okay, people, whatever term you put up, define it.
Rusty Hook: If someone is asleep or passed out, it doesn't really matter, Person A can wake them up like this. Person A sticks his own finger up his ass, then puts it into sleeping person's mouth and pulls on the person's cheek, making it into a hook shape. Hence, Rusty Hook. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 9:48:39 PM
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You see a Hot Carl by definition is: When the reciever of anal sex immediatly returns the favor with oral sex. In affect, slobbing their own asshole.
or it could also mean: Defecating on a partner prior to, during, or immediately after intercourse.
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Rusty Hook: If someone is asleep or passed out, it doesn't really matter, Person A can wake them up like this. Person A sticks his own finger up his ass, then puts it into sleeping person's mouth and pulls on the person's cheek, making it into a hook shape. Hence, Rusty Hook.
WHO DOES THESE THINGS??????????? I am sorry but anything involving shit is totally discusting!  Not only that but obviously its apparently so common that names are given to them! But I did ask so I guess that was my mistake! (and I do agree with Arthen, you put up at term, you define it!) LOL |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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SandyCarl
Try A Little Harder
81 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 10:15:08 PM
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No No No No NO,
this thread is not about the Brown Hook or whatever, it is about SANDY CARL! |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 10:39:02 PM
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| the hoodini is strictly a class move. |
death to false metal. |
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SandyCarl
Try A Little Harder
81 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 11:10:20 PM
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| Sandy Carl hasn't seen that movie. |
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tericee
Alien Abductee
USA
2579 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2004 : 09:02:26 AM
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| I'm with you Pam. I can't believe these things have names. And how/why do the guys KNOW these names? |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2004 : 12:38:29 PM
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Warning: this is graphic... but since i must now define all terms I use...
Hoodini Fakey: While having doggystyle sex, pull out, and then spit on the girl's back to make it seem like you came on her back, then when she turns around to see... you come in her face. |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2004 : 2:11:05 PM
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| I'm still a little bit curious about the "Gorilla Mask". |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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rubylith
Fluffy-Esque
1916 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2004 : 2:59:33 PM
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haha
Hoodini Fakey!
A Kundalini Bunfire sounds dirty, what do YOU think it means?!? |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2004 : 3:42:51 PM
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Teri, I am so glad it's not just me. It must be some kind of guy thing.
Kevin, if someone did the Hoodini Fakey to me I would deck him! That goes beyond using a girl for sex, a guy that does that has no respect at all for women. |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2004 : 5:28:08 PM
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Originally posted by PJK
Teri, I am so glad it's not just me. It must be some kind of guy thing.
Kevin, if someone did the Hoodini Fakey to me I would deck him! That goes beyond using a girl for sex, a guy that does that has no respect at all for women.
Don't read about the Donkey punch then. That is if someone ever puts up a definition. I'm interested to learn about the gorilla mask though. |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2004 : 5:46:54 PM
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| "Donky Punch" was a military tactic during WWII that Germany employed against Britian during several different encounters. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2004 : 6:38:39 PM
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Originally posted by Arthen
"Donky Punch" was a military tactic during WWII that Germany employed against Britian during several different encounters.
I don't think that's the phrase we're refering to. Although it might have been used by many german soldiers. |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2004 : 9:16:18 PM
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| Lol. I'm full aware of the military definition and the sex definition. If you think Hoodini was bad PJK, Donkey Punch is worse. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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PJK
Alien Abductee
USA
4159 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2004 : 9:47:12 PM
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| Ok Arthen, go ahead, tell us. My curiosity is getting the best of me. Again I wonder how you guys know all this? LOL |
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Silky The Pimp
Alien Abductee
3321 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2004 : 12:36:45 AM
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Here you all go. Taken directly from the urban dictionary. These are just ones I can remember to pull up off the top of my head. I'd rather you read it here than be shocked if you hear one of these terms thrown around by some 9 year old. Some are funny... others are just simply hysterical.
Can't nobody say that Silky never did nothing for the peoples.
Hot Carl - When party "a" defecates on any property of party "b".
Rusty Hook - The rusty hook occurs when the length of the index finger is inserted into the anus, extracted and placed on the inside of someones mouth, thus hooking their cheek.
Donkey Punch - doing doggie style sex and right before you reaching orgasm you sock the girl in the back of the head so her asshole tightens on ur dick.
Houdini - The Houdini: A sexual tactic / maneuver. While engaged in sex of the anal and/or doggie style variety, the penetrator pulls out his penile gland, then proceeds to spits onto his partner's back only to create the illusion that he has released his ejaculatories onto their backside. But oh no, that tricky bastard has saved up his love nectar for the immediate instant his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely.
Dirty Sanchez - an affectionate term, for an affectionate act. After a session of sweet loving, the male partner wipes his hand accross his backside, paying particular attention to the index finger. The finger is then wiped gently accross his female partners top lip, leaving an authentic looking mexican moustache.. Or a 'dirty sanchez'.
Dolphin Fuck - When you are having doggie style sex, lick your thumb and start rubbing it on the asshole of your partner, she will look back over her shoulder and say, "uh uh" repeatedly in a high-pitched, dolphin-like sound.
Jelly Doughnut - When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then he smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy
Snow Plow - When you're banging a girl from behind, she's holding onto the headboard, and you knock her arms out from under her, her head plows into the headboard, just like a snowplow hits the road.
*My personal favorites*
Arabian Goggles - To give someone the arabian goggles you spread your balls over his/her eyes.
The Gorilla Mask - A "sexual act" involving a handfull of shaved pubic hair thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial |
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KevinLesko
Alien Abductee
3712 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2004 : 02:59:25 AM
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The Gorilla Mask - A "sexual act" involving a handfull of shaved pubic hair thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2004 : 4:36:02 PM
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does anyone know what a Sandy Carl is?
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"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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Zachmozach
Fluffy-Esque
USA
1534 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2004 : 4:45:50 PM
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In my best imitation of Cleveland from family guy...
"ooh that's nasty." |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2004 : 6:45:32 PM
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| Well I'll tell ya. It's when you're hitting a bowl and the ashes fly down your throat and make you reach for your KoolAid. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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Dickey500
Chatterbox
USA
144 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 8:26:57 PM
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no one has defined the "rusty trombone" yet, so I'll take the liberty:
Rusty Trombone: when a girl (or guy) is licking a guy's ass from behind then, at the same time, reaches around and gives him a hand job. So, I guess the mouthpiece is the only "rusty" part... |
"All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out." - Mark Twain |
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SandyCarl
Try A Little Harder
81 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 8:31:25 PM
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Nice very active topic,
too bad it is about this topic |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 10:33:38 PM
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| you brought it up. reap the disgusting harvest of the foulness you've sown. |
death to false metal. |
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SandyCarl
Try A Little Harder
81 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 11:43:42 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by dan p.
you brought it up.
well for what that is worth, I didn't bring it up. |
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dan p.
Alien Abductee
Uganda
3776 Posts |
Posted - 05/18/2004 : 4:51:05 PM
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| ah, so you didn't. my apologies. |
death to false metal. |
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Jay
Alien Abductee
Vatican City
2279 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 3:39:36 PM
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| I just find it really terrifying that somebody remembered Sandy Carl. |
"Hey man...you smell..."
"Oh yeah?"
"yeah...like dinner..." |
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Arthen
Alien Abductee
USA
4845 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 4:08:02 PM
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| Something like that makes an impression for life. |
Steve Hackett: "I'm my own opening act, you see."
Tim (before "Faceoff"): "Peace, love....and SEX!"
cbenc41@hotmail.com |
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SandyCarl
Try A Little Harder
81 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 7:56:51 PM
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Originally posted by Jay
I just find it really terrifying that somebody remembered Sandy Carl.
How could you not remember me? |
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Sandy Carl is here.
