| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Saint Jude |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 01:16:18 AM
havent had a thread like this in a while. guess the previous quote correctly and ask a new one.
to start it off.
"the dogs name was Indy" |
| 59 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| JoeGamo05 |
Posted - 11/28/2003 : 1:08:49 PM
come on halfbaked ;)
"we have cows now."
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| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 11/28/2003 : 12:27:21 AM
Christmas Vacation.
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out." |
| Bustoff |
Posted - 11/27/2003 : 11:22:48 PM
Home Alone.
"Save the neck for me, Clark!" |
| Uncle Meat |
Posted - 11/25/2003 : 2:33:34 PM
Ok, NEXT.
Paraphrased 'quote':
"I left my kid in a funeral parlor.
She was ok... after six or seven weeks." |
| Katchoo |
Posted - 11/22/2003 : 2:51:27 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Uncle Meat
Nope, its from Ghostbusters.
oh yeah!!! Ghostbusters!
Good one!
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| Uncle Meat |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 5:51:56 PM
Nope, its from Ghostbusters.
Nice try though.
But let's continue with yours.
You know, the pinky toe one.
Otherwise I'd just submit: "It's Milla time!" |
| Katchoo |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 5:02:03 PM
Dogma?
"My toe! He shot my pinky toe!"
(this is a repost, no one guessed it earlier. my post got kind of caught up in corrections.) <-- that is not a quote. |
| Uncle Meat |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 4:59:53 PM
I'm quick on the draw I guess, Arthen.
And yes, Miss. Fight Club it be. |
| Miss Sorrel |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 2:45:40 PM
Pulp Fiction... and Uncle Meat... I'm taking a stab... Fight Club?
"When somebody asks you if you are a god.. you say YES!!" |
| Arthen |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 2:11:21 PM
Whoa! You beat me by 27 seconds Uncle Meat! I don't know your quote! |
| Arthen |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 2:09:59 PM
Kindegarten Cop? Some movie with Arnold "The Governator".
"It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker." |
| Uncle Meat |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 2:09:32 PM
Kindergarten Cop
On a related note (from a completely different movie):
"If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla." |
| Zachmozach |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 1:25:27 PM
No ones gotten mine yet so I'll answer it myself. It was Aladdin.
"It's not a tumor!" |
| Zachmozach |
Posted - 11/19/2003 : 4:37:44 PM
Monty Python and the holy grail I think.
"Down kitty, Down Kitty. Take off your clothes" |
| Arthen |
Posted - 11/19/2003 : 3:31:14 PM
Goonies! ...I think.
"Person one: I'll do you for that
Person two: You'll what?
Person one: Come here.
Person two: What are you gonna do bleed on me?
Person one: I'm invincible.
Person two: You're a loony." |
| therippa |
Posted - 11/19/2003 : 3:19:50 PM
Snatch
"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life." |
| Miss Sorrel |
Posted - 11/19/2003 : 2:15:01 PM
"The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!" |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 11/19/2003 : 2:04:53 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Uncle Meat
Actually, I think FleaBass76's is from The Big Lebowski where Walter takes his ex's dog with him to the bowling alley...
(The above sentence is not a quote from a movie.)
Ding Ding Ding
(that's not a quote either, just qualifying.)
((that's not a quote either, just explaining that it's not a quote))
(((neither is that, just explaining that the explanation wasn't a quote)))
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| Uncle Meat |
Posted - 11/19/2003 : 1:07:30 PM
Well, saw "Next" and no one posted the next quote...
So, I'll take some initiative.
Here's a biggie, but the length might help ya remember who said this:
"I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it." |
| Katchoo |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 1:02:34 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Uncle Meat
Actually, I think FleaBass76's is from The Big Lebowski where Walter takes his ex's dog with him to the bowling alley...
(The above sentence is not a quote from a movie.)
Ohhh...might be. Since someone had already used The Big Lebowski, I figured it was something else. I thought it was when the Seattle couple was trying to get their dog on the plane in Best in Show. But I don't have the movie memorized, so I could be very wrong.
Oh well.
Next?
K.
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| Uncle Meat |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 11:50:51 AM
Actually, I think FleaBass76's is from The Big Lebowski where Walter takes his ex's dog with him to the bowling alley...
(The above sentence is not a quote from a movie.)
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| Katchoo |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 10:52:14 AM
Best in Show
My toe! He shot my pinky toe! |
| Fleabass76 |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 03:50:08 AM
Wet Hot American Summer
"This is a show dog, it has papers, you can't just board it." |
| Arthen |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 11:18:19 PM
Tom Hanks, in a League of Their Own.
A little more obscure...
"If you want to smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass. Just don't lie about it. I'm going to tell you something I've never told anyone. I can suck my own dick. And I do it...a lot." |
| Uncle Meat |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 9:46:30 PM
Strange Brew
"There's no crying in baseball!" |
| Zachmozach |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 4:05:16 PM
Happy Gilmore
"I'd kiss you if I didn't have puke breath" |
| Uncle Meat |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 3:32:56 PM
Lock Stock and Two Smokin' Barrels
How about:
[Person 1]: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
[Person 2]: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
[Person 1]: No... I... |
| Bustoff |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 3:29:51 PM
The Cable Guy.
"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."
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| jsoldo |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 2:52:30 PM
Zoolander
"Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac." |
| ucfmeg |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 2:39:37 PM
chasing amy
"i feel like i'm taking crazy pills' |
| therippa |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 2:29:24 PM
Blazing Saddles
"Fingercuffs" |
| Bustoff |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 1:18:03 PM
Orange County.
"Someone's gotta go back and get a shitload o' dimes!" |
| Arthen |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 12:59:37 PM
Samuel L. Jackson from Jurassic Park.
"Sean, you and I are the same height. That is neat." |
| Uncle Meat |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 12:42:41 PM
Margo Channing in All About Eve
Here's an easy one for ya's:
"Hold on to your butts." |
| Katchoo |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 11:31:05 AM
Kingpin
"Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night." |
| jsoldo |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 09:11:09 AM
Mine was Caddyshack (which is actually the best movie ever) and the one above is Kingpin. What do I win? |
| Silky The Pimp |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 08:26:58 AM
Jay and Bob Strike back... (I think)
Guy: Hi, I hope you don't mind. I got up a little early so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Took a little while to get her warmed up. She sure is a stubborn one"
Amish guy: We don't have a cow. We have a bull"
Guy: I'll brush my teeth |
| Miss Sorrel |
Posted - 11/16/2003 : 9:21:02 PM
Rush Hour 2
"This is the pulse. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?" |
| DMBFanSJ |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 8:44:13 PM
UHF?
"I'm not gonna hold back on you this time. I'm gonna pretend you're a man....a very beautiful man...with a perfect body...who I'd like to take to the movies.  " |
| jsoldo |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 4:51:53 PM
Carl Spackler: "Can I be Frank?"
Ty Webb: "Ty...." |
| Jay |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 3:33:26 PM
I can't figure oot if Meat's is a quote, so I'll just put one up here...
"I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company..."
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| Uncle Meat |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 2:43:07 PM
Yeah, Jon's is kinda vague because the whole "Can I be Frank?" line is pretty old and used a LOT. |
| Arthen |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 1:40:20 PM
I think Jon's was from Wayne's World 2? When the woman says "Can I be frank?" And Garth says: "Can I still be Garth?" |
| LoveToday |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 09:58:49 AM
...mmmmm Naked Gun?
"Ramirez was an infinite snob, he died on his knees. I took his head and had his woman before his blood was cold." |
| jsoldo |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 09:37:58 AM
"Can I be Frank?" |
| Miss Sorrel |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 09:30:47 AM
Actually, what I was going for in mine was Spaceballs
and yours is Fight Club, without a doubt.... oh, I think I see what's happened here (psst, rubylith, what you do is guess what movie the last line came from... then you put one on for us to guess  ) |
| rubylith |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 09:13:00 AM
Fight Club...
Boss: "Is that your blood?"
Narrator: "Some of it, yeah."
and of course...
Narrator: "A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The
rear differential locks up. The car crashes
and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now:
should we initiate a recall? Take the number
of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the
probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the
average out-of-court settlement, C. A times
B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost
of a recall, we don't do one."
Business woman on plane: "Are there a lot of
these kinds of accidents?"
Narrator: "You wouldn't believe."
Business woman on plane: "Which car company do
you work for?"
Narrator: "A major one."
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| Miss Sorrel |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 07:57:19 AM
Good Lord.... Running Man??
"I'm my own best friend" (a real stumper I know) |
| Uncle Meat |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 02:51:34 AM
Reservoir Dogs
"Hello, Cutie Pie!" |
| Arthen |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 01:54:12 AM
The Usual Suspects.
"You gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?" |
| Miss Sorrel |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 11:37:36 PM
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. |
| Bustoff |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 9:10:24 PM
The 'Burbs.
"Asps. Very dangerous....you go first!" |
| Uncle Meat |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 4:34:15 PM
The Royal Tenenbaums
Here is something less obscure:
"I've never seen that. Ive never seen anybody drive their garbage to the curb and then bang the hell out of it with a stick, Ive never seen that"
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| KevinLesko |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 4:15:32 PM
LOL!!! That's from Rushmore, I love that Movie, you should get this one then...
"Did you just call me Coltrane?" |
| Arthen |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 3:47:39 PM
That little kid from Kindergarten Cop!
Mine's a little longer...
Person 1: "I like your nurses uniform guy."
Person 2: "These are O.R. Scrubs."
Person 1: "Oh ARE they?" |
| KevinLesko |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 3:01:32 PM
I'm going to take a WILD GUESS and go with something that... um Frank Zappa was involved in... yeah, 200 motels.
ok, this one may be hard...
"boys have a penis, girls have a vigina" |
| Uncle Meat |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 02:45:57 AM
The Big Lebowski
"If you'd just been lowered down here on TV by a wire connected to a brown leather harness, forced by a crazy person to insert a mysterious, imported lamp into the reproductive-rep-rep-rep into-into the rep-rep-reproductive orifice of a lady harpist and you were a dwarf... would you do it?" |
| Bustoff |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 02:45:15 AM
Army of Darkness.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling, there are rules!" |
| KevinLesko |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 02:00:08 AM
Indiana Jones and the last crusade
"Shop Smart, shop S-mart" |
